I heard smarty Marty was havin’ a sale,
On a hairless pink rodent,
With a long skinny tail.
I said this could be a soloution
the perfect pet,
For my dads sacred constitution?
So,
The manager came,
To open the cage.
He said:
“You know this pet is hairless.”
I said:
” I couldnt care less!”
Handed him to me,
Said:
“careful,
Dont drop it!
And do want this cage”
“No I’ll keep ‘im in ma pocket”

What’s that,
that freaky thing?
yes thats right its a naked mole rat
Gonna buy me some bling bling
listen to the naked mole rap