No. It’s just that God thought he was such a wholesome, devout Christian that He decided to send him to heaven as quickly as possible.
Wildman7316 (#)
12 years ago
From the looks of the Windshield and the visible damage, looks like everybody in THIS car walked away. If that’s the case then God did a pretty good job…
Let’s not even ponder who the car crashed into, right?
It was probably a horrible sinner.
THE HAPPY POOP (#)
12 years ago
WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE. IM FAMOUS
the punk (#)
12 years ago
That poor poor MA70/71 supra, near brought a tear to my eye seeing that poor car smashed up, whats more is that its the exact same colour as mine. R.I.P you sexy car
god sucks at driving
No. It’s just that God thought he was such a wholesome, devout Christian that He decided to send him to heaven as quickly as possible.
From the looks of the Windshield and the visible damage, looks like everybody in THIS car walked away. If that’s the case then God did a pretty good job…
He didn’t stop them from crashing
God wanted to teach them a lesson in responsible driving.
Let’s not even ponder who the car crashed into, right?
It was probably a horrible sinner.
WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE. IM FAMOUS
That poor poor MA70/71 supra, near brought a tear to my eye seeing that poor car smashed up, whats more is that its the exact same colour as mine. R.I.P you sexy car
Don’t you know there ain’t no Devil
There’s just God when he’s drunk
YOU GUYS ARE ALL RETARDED! It’s from The Canonball Run! XP. Seriously though. Funny as hell.