“Gay marriages need to be legalized everywhere because I would watch the shit out of gay divorce court” – some guy on the Internet.
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12 years ago
Same thing can be said about polygamy, incest, zoophilia, necrophilia, technophilia and a dozen others that the gays themselves would be the first ones to decry as evil, disgusting sexual deviations that should never be allowed in polite society.
Unless you want to change marriage laws so that any number of X can marry any number of Y (with X and Y representing any possible race, gender, species, any living and non-living beings/creatures/objects, real, virtual or imaginary), then you’re just as much a hypocritical douchebag as those who want to keep marriage restricted to one man and one woman.
If we legalize cigarettes and alcohol then we will have to legalize all drugs, or else we’d be hypocritical, and snowball effects always happen.
If we give women the right to vote, what is to stop us from allowing lobsters to vote? I mean, what’s next, a shellfish president? Stop this madness right now!
I’d be a hypocrite if I supported the right of dogs to poop outside instead of in a proper toilet. After all, wouldn’t that start us down the slippery slope that let everyone defecate on the 9/11 memorial? How come nobody sees the risks these so-called freedoms pose?
Seriously, if a guy marries a rock or a goat, how do the rest of us suffer? He just takes himself out of the gene pool, which is probably for the best in the long run, anyway
That is an extremely narrow perspective. Everyone who’s against it is so because fundamentally two dudes being all over each other is just plain fucking gross. Religion has nothing to do with it, God’s opinion doesn’t count. It’s about having some fucking taste. Dudes need to stop doing other dudes. Women, on the other hand…
Because in the next panel the man and woman have sex while the panel on the left has 2 more guys come in, they stick things in each others ass holes, there’s a lot of shit and blood, and they all get AIDS the end.
It’s illegal cause it’s gross and fags will never shut the fuck up because they’re practically women and just want constant attention.
How about we start kicking the shit out of them again and they can complain about that?
Because in the next panel the man and woman have sex while the panel on the left has 2 more guys come in, they stick things in each others ass holes, there’s a lot of shit and blood, and they all get AIDS the end.
It’s illegal cause it’s gross and fags will never shut the fuck up because they’re practically women and just want constant attention.
How about we start kicking the shit out of them again and they can complain about that?
That’s wanting it legalized for the wrong reasons, but ballots don’t ask for a reason…sooooo….
Victory…?
GAY MARRIAGE LET THEM BE AS BORING AS THE REST OF US
Let them be as miserable you mean.
Speak for yourself!
It will help the economy by giving more work to the divorce lawyers.
“Gay marriages need to be legalized everywhere because I would watch the shit out of gay divorce court” – some guy on the Internet.
Same thing can be said about polygamy, incest, zoophilia, necrophilia, technophilia and a dozen others that the gays themselves would be the first ones to decry as evil, disgusting sexual deviations that should never be allowed in polite society.
Unless you want to change marriage laws so that any number of X can marry any number of Y (with X and Y representing any possible race, gender, species, any living and non-living beings/creatures/objects, real, virtual or imaginary), then you’re just as much a hypocritical douchebag as those who want to keep marriage restricted to one man and one woman.
If we legalize cigarettes and alcohol then we will have to legalize all drugs, or else we’d be hypocritical, and snowball effects always happen.
If we give women the right to vote, what is to stop us from allowing lobsters to vote? I mean, what’s next, a shellfish president? Stop this madness right now!
I’d be a hypocrite if I supported the right of dogs to poop outside instead of in a proper toilet. After all, wouldn’t that start us down the slippery slope that let everyone defecate on the 9/11 memorial? How come nobody sees the risks these so-called freedoms pose?
Seriously, if a guy marries a rock or a goat, how do the rest of us suffer? He just takes himself out of the gene pool, which is probably for the best in the long run, anyway
Can they still adopt?
They would pretty much have to…
Why have we stopped acknowledging that this has a religious cause? Religious outcry is really the only reason homosexual marriage is illegal.
That is an extremely narrow perspective. Everyone who’s against it is so because fundamentally two dudes being all over each other is just plain fucking gross. Religion has nothing to do with it, God’s opinion doesn’t count. It’s about having some fucking taste. Dudes need to stop doing other dudes. Women, on the other hand…
Because in the next panel the man and woman have sex while the panel on the left has 2 more guys come in, they stick things in each others ass holes, there’s a lot of shit and blood, and they all get AIDS the end.
It’s illegal cause it’s gross and fags will never shut the fuck up because they’re practically women and just want constant attention.
How about we start kicking the shit out of them again and they can complain about that?
It is my sincere hope that you contract esophageal cancer.
Who the fuck asked, queer? lol
Because in the next panel the man and woman have sex while the panel on the left has 2 more guys come in, they stick things in each others ass holes, there’s a lot of shit and blood, and they all get AIDS the end.
It’s illegal cause it’s gross and fags will never shut the fuck up because they’re practically women and just want constant attention.
How about we start kicking the shit out of them again and they can complain about that?