The French love food probably more than any other culture on the fuckin’ planet. They’ll not only get into wars over it, but it’s probably the only thing they’ll get into wars over.
On that note I would like to propose Hitler for the Award on his tireless work for European unification. No other man has done so much for the cause of a unified Europe. Hitler even went as far as fighting over it! No other culture other than Nazi Germany was as devoted to the cause !
Seriously, French general apathy to just about anything and false sense of culinary superiority is yet one more myth along with the US being the land of liberty. fact is, very little of the French kitchen was ever successfully exported.
Just look at all the Tai food and sushi out there and than contemplate just how little time has passed since they were introduced and yet became so popular. And mind you sushi is hardly cheap.
The French kitchen is nobility’s leftovers cuisine for people with so much money that novelty won over good taste. A bunch of rich aristocrats that kept asking for pies and could never accept the fact that most times a good bread recipe doesn’t need changing.
You know whats the best food ? fast food. the French might be willing to fight for their food, but people die daily for their devotion to McDonalds.
Give me a hamburger or give me death !
(or both…)
🙂
I see why germany invaded
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I see even the French hate French food.
what?
French food is the best in the world, dumbass. lol
Kill yourself you fat fuck.
Good wine, too. And cheese.
well, how can one argue with such a compelling, well reasoned argument.
Better question is why.
Who would ever argue French cooking. Only someone who has not been to France I guess.
The French love food probably more than any other culture on the fuckin’ planet. They’ll not only get into wars over it, but it’s probably the only thing they’ll get into wars over.
Your attempt at being funny fails in the face of history.
That’s okay, history’s always been kind of a twat.
On that note I would like to propose Hitler for the Award on his tireless work for European unification. No other man has done so much for the cause of a unified Europe. Hitler even went as far as fighting over it! No other culture other than Nazi Germany was as devoted to the cause !
Seriously, French general apathy to just about anything and false sense of culinary superiority is yet one more myth along with the US being the land of liberty. fact is, very little of the French kitchen was ever successfully exported.
Just look at all the Tai food and sushi out there and than contemplate just how little time has passed since they were introduced and yet became so popular. And mind you sushi is hardly cheap.
The French kitchen is nobility’s leftovers cuisine for people with so much money that novelty won over good taste. A bunch of rich aristocrats that kept asking for pies and could never accept the fact that most times a good bread recipe doesn’t need changing.
You know whats the best food ? fast food. the French might be willing to fight for their food, but people die daily for their devotion to McDonalds.
Give me a hamburger or give me death !
(or both…)
🙂
Note: frog legs is yucky !!!
Why’d you all downvote ^this?!? This was awesome!
lovely post. I loled. Now get an account.
sushi and Thai food have been around for centuries.
French food is to Asian foods as rocket ships are to bicycles.
Von Bruno?
I’d rather see these women on Bruno B.
For those that don’t get it, it’s porn.
Yes, but can they make sammiches? The public deserves, nay, NEEDS to have that information.
All French people can cook. They learn from the age of 2.
I don’t know about any of that, but my dog is laying on the couch next to me and her ass smells like the state fair.
Fried everything?
Are they supposed to be hot?
Only for straight males, my friend. Or lesbians.
Compared to your average politician from most other states?
Yes.
1 – Do not want (maybe with paper bag on head).
2 – Do want.
3 – Don’t know if want.
4 – Do not want (reminds me of SJP).