glad I could be of service, little Nbutu

This morning some asshole that’s been losing money by the hour on his Facebook investment came up with a brilliant idea on how to sell Facebook as a more appealing product to the public at large.

Here’s the bad news asshole.
Unlike you, we use the gift of lateral thinking.

Yeah right, Facebook provides water to thirsty African children because you clicked a button and I’m a choo-choo train.