THIS IS TRUE. I am a quarter rican and have been arrested before. For distributing subversive literature in the great state of missouri. Ok so maybe some would have called it an “obvious and deeply inter-governmental conspiracy amongst various international sources that has resulted in the grisly death of no less that 593 people…”Anyways they go on to talk about drug cartels and dead cattle and mysterious altars…OK look, The point is i am part puerto rican and got arrested because of that. Had nothing to do with the weed in my pocket.

Anyways, fuck mitt romney.