Where the fuck’s Gambit? And stop putting Wolverine in the fucking spotlight, I get it, eh a cool guy and doesn’t afraid of anything but the fucking writers or artists or w/e don’t have to shove him down our throats.
DanTheSysAdmin (#1409)
16 years ago
Wolverine is there because he’s Marvel’s cash cow. When he takes off his shirt (or as is more likely, has it ripped off him in an explosion) you can see he has a pair of udders where his nipples should be. Who would have thought a character who is the simple, violent expression of readers frustration at the complex world and yearning to cut through complications with a simple black and white world view would be so popular?
And if you look really closely you can see Gambit is there, hidden deep inside of Rogue.
This was a particular incarnation of the x-men team that Gambit wasn’t in. In fact this team fought a team of bad guys Gambit was a part of. He was a bad guy because he’s a shitty character but he’s popular so the writers can’t throw him out but don’t know what else to do with him.
Gambit has a lot of potential as a character, arguably as much as wolverine, he just doesn’t have miracle grow in his blood and ZOMG CLAWS. Don’t get me wrong, Wolverine kicks ass, and Codename: Wolverine is a helluva good book to those who haven’t read it, but discounting Gambit? Please.
Beast is a shitty character, he’s always there though. If you want big and strong, there’s Colossus, if you want smarts, somehow everyone on the team has some genius plan so it’s evenly distributed since they all seem to survive anyway.
Hey Dreth, it’s really easy to not be afraid of everything when nothing can kill you. Wolverine is a punk. He has the same problem that Superman has, from a storytelling standpoint, there is no dramatic tension with either of these characters. No danger= Lamezorz
that dragon looks like a winged hippo
the guy with claws looks gay!
the dragon is lockheed. its kitty prydes pet.
Where the fuck’s Gambit? And stop putting Wolverine in the fucking spotlight, I get it, eh a cool guy and doesn’t afraid of anything but the fucking writers or artists or w/e don’t have to shove him down our throats.
Wolverine is there because he’s Marvel’s cash cow. When he takes off his shirt (or as is more likely, has it ripped off him in an explosion) you can see he has a pair of udders where his nipples should be. Who would have thought a character who is the simple, violent expression of readers frustration at the complex world and yearning to cut through complications with a simple black and white world view would be so popular?
And if you look really closely you can see Gambit is there, hidden deep inside of Rogue.
This was a particular incarnation of the x-men team that Gambit wasn’t in. In fact this team fought a team of bad guys Gambit was a part of. He was a bad guy because he’s a shitty character but he’s popular so the writers can’t throw him out but don’t know what else to do with him.
because of the shittyness.
Gambit has a lot of potential as a character, arguably as much as wolverine, he just doesn’t have miracle grow in his blood and ZOMG CLAWS. Don’t get me wrong, Wolverine kicks ass, and Codename: Wolverine is a helluva good book to those who haven’t read it, but discounting Gambit? Please.
Beast is a shitty character, he’s always there though. If you want big and strong, there’s Colossus, if you want smarts, somehow everyone on the team has some genius plan so it’s evenly distributed since they all seem to survive anyway.
what about cyclops? I dont’t like him. He makes no diffence on x-men, x-factor or whatever… but he fucks jean grey…and this is fine.
Hey Dreth, it’s really easy to not be afraid of everything when nothing can kill you. Wolverine is a punk. He has the same problem that Superman has, from a storytelling standpoint, there is no dramatic tension with either of these characters. No danger= Lamezorz
deadpool can kick wolverine’s adamantium ass!
Lockheed looks like a purple T-Rex with wings…