A mushroom in a string vest demands respect. If it doesn’t get it, it will down a case of stella artois and beat it’s wife.
It’s a penis
penis net
Damn nature, you scary.
and on the 6th day, god did say unto earth
“Maketh another variety of mushroom – but lowe, make it spawn a net toward the end of it’s growth cycle, just like, because and junk”
and it was done
Weird coincidence…when friends ask me what I’d like my super-power to be, I always describe how I’d like an erection that sprouts a doily.
A mushroom in a string vest demands respect. If it doesn’t get it, it will down a case of stella artois and beat it’s wife.
It’s a penis
penis net
Damn nature, you scary.
and on the 6th day, god did say unto earth
“Maketh another variety of mushroom – but lowe, make it spawn a net toward the end of it’s growth cycle, just like, because and junk”
and it was done
Weird coincidence…when friends ask me what I’d like my super-power to be, I always describe how I’d like an erection that sprouts a doily.