God damn it people, just because you live in a country where you can eat all the time doesn’t been you have to. Put down the fucking turkey leg, you fucking embarrasment.
I’m pretty sure that’s hired security (as in, no real training, no gun, usually have zip ties not cuffs, paid just above minimum wage to stand around and kick people out of malls and farmer’s markets, etc), not a cop.
Whomever she is, this is one officer for whom running away is most certainly a very viable option, should she decide to put down her turkey leg and come for you…
God damn it people, just because you live in a country where you can eat all the time doesn’t been you have to. Put down the fucking turkey leg, you fucking embarrasment.
no. were are nothing more than bags for putting food into anyways.
Pass me the lard!
Can she even reach the handcuffs behind her?
how the hell does she pass a physical fitness test???
Oh wait, they put food at the finish line
DasMaus – out of her enormous oversized colon!
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Wait… she?!
*looks closer*
WHAT THE FUCK
I made you an entire fried turkey.
But I eated it.
🙁
you’re all idiots. That isn’t a turkey leg, she’s talking into a hidden walkie talkie…
I’m pretty sure that’s hired security (as in, no real training, no gun, usually have zip ties not cuffs, paid just above minimum wage to stand around and kick people out of malls and farmer’s markets, etc), not a cop.
Shameful nonetheless.
That’s no cop, it’s a space station!
Damn it.. Someone give that whale a rice cake
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you may be right but I’ve never seen a private security guard with rank stripes
I’m gonna say possibly a correctional officer
Whomever she is, this is one officer for whom running away is most certainly a very viable option, should she decide to put down her turkey leg and come for you…
“Mmm, that that’s good. Move along, muthafuckaz.”
Really? Nobody met her last year? Fucked her brains out? Pics and number on cell phone? Nobody???
@Frtnagn:
I was drunk and I don’t wanna talk about it.