“Last night I appeared on Dragon’s Den. Watching Theo Paphitis and his cronies curl their lips and furrow their brows at my cute cuddly toys, I suddenly got the idea for a Roadkill Dragon. Maybe they would have parted with their ill-gotten cash for that. That said, it was all play-acting. The Dragons actually really liked the product. Each of them asked to take one home with them after the show. I even made out personalised toe tags for them. One was run over by Theo Paphitis’s Lear Jet, another was squished by Peter Jones’ limo.”
That is all kinds of awesome!
This was pitched on Dragons Den and Deborah Meaden said BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
suh-wheet
cute as hell!
no one will believe me, but i fucked her…
just kidding.
i had the idea to do this years ago and everyone laughed at me. bastards.
www.roadkilltoys.com/
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“Last night I appeared on Dragon’s Den. Watching Theo Paphitis and his cronies curl their lips and furrow their brows at my cute cuddly toys, I suddenly got the idea for a Roadkill Dragon. Maybe they would have parted with their ill-gotten cash for that. That said, it was all play-acting. The Dragons actually really liked the product. Each of them asked to take one home with them after the show. I even made out personalised toe tags for them. One was run over by Theo Paphitis’s Lear Jet, another was squished by Peter Jones’ limo.”
DO WANT!!!111