I’m surprised nobody is mentioning “mouse” as it is probably the item on your right, and your hand
is probably on it. And your left hand is probably on your penis.
“Fear me! My oratory abilities are unparalleled! And I symbolize my plain spoken honesty by wearing no chest coverings at all!”
[criminals stare blankly, then shoot]
“Curses! Defeated by my one weakness! Violent action!”
ugh…. White chewing gum
Nude SWTORfob
Grey Tea Cup!
Skin Speaker, sounds evil, i like it!
the brown stapler!
Grey Glass.
Black Envelope.
White Remote. I will be controlling the universe! *evil laugh*
Nude Remote! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Grey your mum
The Black Dildo
Blue Belt, that isn’t very intimidating
Shirtless Car Keys.
Meh.
Pray for mercy from…
GREY MITTENS
black android
lol
Black Hard-Drive
oh no, here comes the the Purple Motherboard!!
Navy Desk…this rule is not 100% effective, not bad though
Grey pencil
The black whiteboard.
Not sure how I feel about this.
You’re interracial 😛
I am…
The Black Book.
Stamping out illiteracy where ever it rears it’s ugly head.
White Pantry.
Charcoal Tablet PC?
the black calculator
Grey Gargoyle, which isn’t that bad actually . . .
Taken.
The Green Cell Phone! (it’s an HTC inspire) the green inspire sounds better…
The White Sharpie. Awesome.
MCS clothes itself predominantly in a winter palette.
Nobody fucks with The Invisible LAN Cable Tester.
Purple Gun, or Purple PPK/s to be more specific.
FYI Getting ready for work and my CCW is sitting here before going in it’s holster.
Camouflage Beer Bottle!
White Wall
I’m surprised nobody is mentioning “mouse” as it is probably the item on your right, and your hand
is probably on it. And your left hand is probably on your penis.
I was going to say mine was “Grey Mouse,” but that’s kind of lame. And also, this.
I was thinking about it till I got to this post…in fact I have a grey and red mouse. Just didn’t sound right.
Black Coffee. I will dominate your mornings…
black dust-off… but i like the object to my left better: black bong…
Blue screen, but I’m pretty sure that’s already a thing
Blue Screen…kinda cool if I could OF DEATH after it!!!
The blue cigarette tin …are you for real??
Green Pen? Come on man, that sucks!
Green Footlocker!!!
With the power of trapping YOUR powers!!! MUWHAHAHAHAAHAHA
The White Power Outlet.
Call me…Black Yankee Candle Coupon! (ugh. worst ever.)
Blue Trackball! Blue Red Mousepad! Blue Coffee Cup!
I give up.
Emerald Blanket
Black Empty Can of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
To the rescue.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the veil, protecting your eyes from the sun, I am… the Yellow Curtain!
The Plaid BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
The Yellow USB Wireless Receiver Dongle! FEAR ME VILLAINS!
Dumb… almost everyone that isn’t using a laptop is going to be a mouse…
Whoops, I looked to my left instead. Yep. Mouse.
Hehe… I’m a lefty!
my mouse is a good 10 inches to the right of my screen where as all the shit on my desk is right next to it
But – the grey phone 🙁 meh…
boo hoo…welcome to MCS anon. get a life and a username so we know how to throw insults at.
The Bare-Chested Speaker!
“Fear me! My oratory abilities are unparalleled! And I symbolize my plain spoken honesty by wearing no chest coverings at all!”
[criminals stare blankly, then shoot]
“Curses! Defeated by my one weakness! Violent action!”
Black Monkey
The Sun-Bleached Black Side-Table
Saving the world one stable beverage at a time…
Red Mouse, the less famous cousin of deadmau5.
The Black (nail) Clipper.
The Grey Yorkie
Black Clock. Easy now.
EVERYONE SHALL FEAR THE… Red, White, Black, & Blue Vodka?
Not sure vodka will work o them…give it to me and I’ll be able to go on…
better if you had whiskey.