Caffeine activates (among other things) the involuntary muscles in your intestines. These muscles are responsible for moving poop. When they work faster, poop runs faster and so do you.
Caffeine activates (among other things) the involuntary muscles in your intestines. These muscles are responsible for moving poop. When they work faster, poop runs faster and so do you.
The moar you know.
Bedlam (#4334)
16 years ago
a glorious, glorious, glorious combination. Almost as amazing and prostitutes and absinth.
Coffee and cigarettes – the two substances that sustained me during my push to finish up my dissertation. Glorious coffee and cigarettes, how I do love thee so…
tis true, tis true
coffee makes me poop
tis, also true
coffee gives me the runs and stinky farts… like wtf is up with that ?!
Caffeine activates (among other things) the involuntary muscles in your intestines. These muscles are responsible for moving poop. When they work faster, poop runs faster and so do you.
The moar you know.
a glorious, glorious, glorious combination. Almost as amazing and prostitutes and absinth.
I am currently smoking and drinking coffee.
Coffee and cigarettes – the two substances that sustained me during my push to finish up my dissertation. Glorious coffee and cigarettes, how I do love thee so…