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But it’s true! Butt sex = virgin!

Added on November 7th, 2005 by | Report Post
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Even officially, Mary didn’t die a virgin, she only gave birth to our God, Jesus, while being a virgin



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    colin

    she also gave birht to some stuff like words outta her mouth

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    mAgNUS Buttfoorson

    Even officially, Mary didn’t die a virgin, she only gave birth to our God, Jesus, while being a virgin…out of her ass.

    I think the point is up until the birth and a little while after she was all about the butt sex.

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    LordOpie

    Ass… the other vagina.

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    ILikkaHoWell

    A man who would marry a woman without fucking..
    A woman who got pregnant without having sex…
    Goddamn, I love fairy tales like that!

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    nyoki

    IIRC, some think that Jesus had a younger brother, can’t recall the name offhand though.

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    ILikkaHoWell

    I bet Mary sucked one hell of a cock.. And swallowed, too..
    Most likely did ass to mouth, thats a lot of fun, but I won’t kiss a chick after she does that.. That’s just nasty.

    Nyokki, you must be thinking of the Mexican Jesus, he was a pool boy when he wasn’t fucking around trying to walk on water. He had a bunch of brothers, and they all came to USA and became landscapers and Subway Sandwich Store owners.

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