But it’s true! Butt sex = virgin!

Added on November 7th, 2005 by Wolverine | Report Post
Tags:Humor, Religion

Even officially, Mary didn’t die a virgin, she only gave birth to our God, Jesus, while being a virgin

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colin (#)

17 years ago

she also gave birht to some stuff like words outta her mouth

mAgNUS Buttfoorson (#)

17 years ago

Even officially, Mary didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t die a virgin, she only gave birth to our God, Jesus, while being a virgin…out of her ass.

I think the point is up until the birth and a little while after she was all about the butt sex.

LordOpie (#111)

17 years ago

Ass… the other vagina.

ILikkaHoWell (#17419)

14 years ago

A man who would marry a woman without fucking..
A woman who got pregnant without having sex…
Goddamn, I love fairy tales like that!

nyoki (#3444)

14 years ago

IIRC, some think that Jesus had a younger brother, can’t recall the name offhand though.

ILikkaHoWell (#17419)

14 years ago

I bet Mary sucked one hell of a cock.. And swallowed, too..
Most likely did ass to mouth, thats a lot of fun, but I won’t kiss a chick after she does that.. That’s just nasty.

Nyokki, you must be thinking of the Mexican Jesus, he was a pool boy when he wasn’t fucking around trying to walk on water. He had a bunch of brothers, and they all came to USA and became landscapers and Subway Sandwich Store owners.