Harlequin: But the fakeness is part of the genius! Because when the Bad Men burst in, they’ll look at those guns and be like, “Ha, those are purly ornamental. You cannot make firearms from porcelain, it’s just physics, man!”

Then you’ll be all, “Yeah?” *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* “Painting flowers on my guns might not be ‘hardcore’, but that’s how I roll, motherfuckers.”