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    MegaloX

    ROFL

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    AgZed

    Upon reading this commentary, I was wracked with such hearty guffaws that in additon to rolling to and fro on the floor, my posterior separated itself from my body.

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    natedog

    i rofl’d as well

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    PaulCilwa

    That is what I believe as well. Read liguist Secharia Sitchen’s translations of the 5000-year-old Sumerian tablets. The Sumerians knew of the existence and orbits of Uranus, Neptune and Pluto, which can’t be seen by the naked eye. How? Their own explanation, in their own words, is that “those who to earth from heaven fell” told them these things and more, after genetically modifying a proto-human (probably Homo Erectus) into an AD.AM, or worker unit at their laboratory in ED.IN.

    It’s easy to laugh when one maintains ignorance by not looking into something.

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    diabeetus

    PaulCilwa,

    sauce plox

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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zecharia_Sitchin
    summary: total nutjob.

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    AgZed

    You know, in several thousand years, there’ll probably be nutjobs who translate the works of Timothy Zahn or Arthur C. Clarke or the like, and become convinced that these “ancient texts” prove mankind once had a galaxy spanning interstellar empire and that we were also apparently able to use some form of magic, that turned out to be an interesting side effect of a bacterial infection.

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    PaulCilwa

    AgZed, I guess you missed the part about the Sumerians knowing the correct orbits of Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.

    But naysayers never have a problem with ignoring the part of a story that disproves their prejudice.

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    nyoki


    You made me ROFL even harder. Thanx.

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    Deleted_User

    ,

    “after genetically modifying a proto-human (probably Homo Erectus) into an AD.AM, or worker unit at their laboratory in ED.IN.”

    I laughed so hard that my brother came downstairs to see what the problem was cuz he could hear me through the ceiling. And then he laughed at you as well. Thank you.

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