getting shot
RPGs
I don’t particularly like Role Playing Games either, but to be afraid of them?
Been hit with just about every weapon they have over there. The only thing I feared? Being sent home in a box.
Buttsex
nothing.. i’m not dumb enough to join
You’re just afraid to join the service. Don’t worry, there’s lots of people like you.
spiders
What do I fear? Showering with other men and glazing on some guy’s winky and feeling warm about it.
This is why I fear buttsex
…coming back to find all the people you fought for turned into whining faggots
^ this
^
Although I can honestly say not in my circles.
They’re all coming back whining to no jobs and no decent health care.
Clowns
I swear I posted this and you stole!
Being preached at about the virtues of people who go abroad and fight in my name when I’d really prefer that everyone just calmed the fuck down.
I wonder how many reached 12th Prestige.
Military kicks ass. War is a fundamental part of being a social primate. Why fight our own nature?
I’m gonna be making a career out of it, baby.
Wow you are already swallowing the bullshit. War is the fundamental NEGATIVE aspect of the human condition.
I won’t make it back in time for chow.
^ Also true
black people, there I said it
The inevitable zombie apocalypse
To try hard and fail anyway.
And to never try.
litigation
getting shot
RPGs
I don’t particularly like Role Playing Games either, but to be afraid of them?
Been hit with just about every weapon they have over there.
The only thing I feared?
Being sent home in a box.
Buttsex
nothing.. i’m not dumb enough to join
You’re just afraid to join the service. Don’t worry, there’s lots of people like you.
spiders
What do I fear? Showering with other men and glazing on some guy’s winky and feeling warm about it.
This is why I fear buttsex
…coming back to find all the people you fought for turned into whining faggots
^ this
^
Although I can honestly say not in my circles.
They’re all coming back whining to no jobs and no decent health care.
Clowns
I swear I posted this and you stole!
Being preached at about the virtues of people who go abroad and fight in my name when I’d really prefer that everyone just calmed the fuck down.
I wonder how many reached 12th Prestige.
Military kicks ass. War is a fundamental part of being a social primate. Why fight our own nature?
I’m gonna be making a career out of it, baby.
Wow you are already swallowing the bullshit. War is the fundamental NEGATIVE aspect of the human condition.
I won’t make it back in time for chow.
^ Also true
black people, there I said it
The inevitable zombie apocalypse
To try hard and fail anyway.
And to never try.
litigation