You know, there are fat people who are honestly trying to change. They shouldn’t be mocked. People who do shit like this? They deserve every bit of mockery they get.
As a quickly slimming down fat man thank you. I don’t eat mayo from the jar, I don’t eat a pizza witha diet coke. I jog everyday, I eat right, and I stay the FUCK away from fastfood.
I won’t deny that I’ve done Diet Coke and pizza before. But, I don’t drink the Diet Coke because I think it’ll magically counteract the pizza. I always drink diet sodas. I just happen to think they taste better. The fact that it’s saving about 200 calories per serving is a nice bonus, but certainly not the motivating factor in my choice.
She’s got to be ready, what if a wild sandwich attacks all of a sudden.
god damnit, fat people. stop being so god damn pathetic and go frickin’ exercise.
Fuck of you slitty eyed chink
fuck you fatty and fuck all them fattys out there. go kill yourselves.
You know, there are fat people who are honestly trying to change. They shouldn’t be mocked. People who do shit like this? They deserve every bit of mockery they get.
As a quickly slimming down fat man thank you. I don’t eat mayo from the jar, I don’t eat a pizza witha diet coke. I jog everyday, I eat right, and I stay the FUCK away from fastfood.
I won’t deny that I’ve done Diet Coke and pizza before. But, I don’t drink the Diet Coke because I think it’ll magically counteract the pizza. I always drink diet sodas. I just happen to think they taste better. The fact that it’s saving about 200 calories per serving is a nice bonus, but certainly not the motivating factor in my choice.
She better be careful I remember a story once about a guy who got arrested for slinging mayo on a bus!
That wasn’t mayo….
Canadians…
At least it’s the healthy mayo with olive oil.
The sad thing is that that is true. The olive oil stuff has about half the calories. Still, wtf? Straight mayo? ewww!
1.) Empty and wash mayo jar. Be sure to leave the wrapper on.
2.) Fill with yogurt.
3.) Consume in public.
Rah!
I’m gonna do that from now on.