Seriously, who the fuck does this ?
How does 12 ounces of beverage go from delicious ambrosia to pig swill in the space of a single sitting?
Barring any extenuating circumstances, does it take any normal person more than a couple of minutes to drink a 12oz can of Coke ?
Is 12oz too much to handle ?
Does this same person eat a quarter of an apple and pitch the rest cause parts of it turned color ?

needs a first world problem de-motivational border
/rant over