Bright green, look him up, then you can lament his death with us.
This was one funny man. i’ll forever love his comedy
nubbin00 (#1699)
16 years ago
I loved George Carlin. His sarcastic style, his agressive language, his ability to make you laugh while making you think. He was a writer, an actor, a husband and father but I truly believe he was put on this earth for the sole purpose of being a comic. And in my opinion, he was the best.
A small girl sees her father’s penis for the first time and asks, ‘when do I get one of those?’ The father smiles and responds, “when mommy leaves to go shopping.”
“There is a fine line in the entertainment business. Art is to make people comfortable and comedy is to provoke them. And to provoke them is to cross that line. What i like to do is to make people comfortable as theyre crossing that line.”
🙁 I read about this last night. This is the first time the death of a celebrity has actually hit me. I grew up on George Carlin. My parents had his records which we listened to often.
seriously. I go to google video to check out any new documentaries, and lawl and behold there’s a stand up show of george. I think to myself “ok thats strange,” Then I log on here and I see posts about his death. <3 the dark humor. will miss him
i always had my list of great comedians … to give us a time of smile and laughter when everything around you is all upon hate, jealous, viciousness, cruelty ….. George was and will always be on my list of great comedians
Yeah. this is the first time I’ve truly felt like something irreplaceable was lost in the death of a celebrity. His work went beyond comedy: sometimes it was also philosophy. I’m grateful I had the chance to see him late last year when he came through.
“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider” – George Carlin
Also my favorite Carlin Quote:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
A comic genius. We will miss you! RIP
Sorry, but am I the only person who has no idea who he is?
Yes you are.
He was one of the best comedians ever.
Bright green, look him up, then you can lament his death with us.
This was one funny man. i’ll forever love his comedy
I loved George Carlin. His sarcastic style, his agressive language, his ability to make you laugh while making you think. He was a writer, an actor, a husband and father but I truly believe he was put on this earth for the sole purpose of being a comic. And in my opinion, he was the best.
Joe Pesci bless you, George!
All I have to say (but I dont really know if its allowed (but it should be in this case)) is……….
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits
Best Carlin joke ever:
A small girl sees her father’s penis for the first time and asks, ‘when do I get one of those?’ The father smiles and responds, “when mommy leaves to go shopping.”
dude is a leg-end…i’ll take a shot in the mouth if it gets me a 100 miles.
Favorite George Carlin Quote:
“Positive Thinking Leads To Miscalculation”.
RIP
“PLASTIC ASSHOLE!!” – George Carlin Rest In Peace A Freind to many.. A Foe To Corporate America. Let His Message Live On!
RIP George
my favorite quote
“There is a fine line in the entertainment business. Art is to make people comfortable and comedy is to provoke them. And to provoke them is to cross that line. What i like to do is to make people comfortable as theyre crossing that line.”
one of my top 10 comedians
RIP george, a god among the cynics
🙁 I read about this last night. This is the first time the death of a celebrity has actually hit me. I grew up on George Carlin. My parents had his records which we listened to often.
“Fucking meow!”
seriously. I go to google video to check out any new documentaries, and lawl and behold there’s a stand up show of george. I think to myself “ok thats strange,” Then I log on here and I see posts about his death. <3 the dark humor. will miss him
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
–George Carlin
i always had my list of great comedians … to give us a time of smile and laughter when everything around you is all upon hate, jealous, viciousness, cruelty ….. George was and will always be on my list of great comedians
Sigh…
I never thought he was going to die.
Also, Napalm and Silly Putty and When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops? were probably the two greatest books i read in high school.
Yeah. this is the first time I’ve truly felt like something irreplaceable was lost in the death of a celebrity. His work went beyond comedy: sometimes it was also philosophy. I’m grateful I had the chance to see him late last year when he came through.
“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider” – George Carlin
He was my favorite comedian. I noticed how my sense of humor has always been influenced by his.
My favorite George Carlin quote:
“I never fucked a 10. But one night, I fucked five 2’s. And I think that should count.”
“Rat-shit, bat-shit, dirty old twat,
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot.
Hooray…
Lizard-shit…
Fuck!”
got to see him the last time he was in atlanta. glad i did.
No one told a fart joke like George.
He will be missed.
Holy fuck, I had no idea he was dead!
When did this atrocity happen?
R.I.P George
You taught me words that are naughty.
@TheLotusEater725 What, no props for Brain Droppings?
Also my favorite Carlin Quote:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”