Did you know that 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
kaztheberserk (#1393)
16 years ago
Even if there was an actual works citation, it would still be bullshit, since there is no possible way that these statistics could have been gathered from a large enough sample to constitute the “average person”. Furthermore, I’m pretty sure that in such countries where things like linen baskets, swimming pools, workmen, and masturbation are in extremely limited supply, all assessments become null and void. [FAILURE]
ummmm your gonna have to explain which countries masturbation is in short supply. Cuz unless in said country the people do not posses either of their hands, I don’t really see how you could lack the means to do it.
Anually you will shake hands with 6 men who have masturbated and failed to wash their hands.. and 12 women who have masturbated and failed to wash their hands..
Haha. The fact that the numbers for shaking hands is higher for WOMEN makes this total WIN. In my experience, they do it more, they’re embarrassed about it and most lie about doing it in the first place.
kaztheberserk (#1393)
16 years ago
@Wisebrute
Well, I was referring to most Islamic fundamentalist-dominated countries, and I suppose I’m only assuming that most people follow that doctrine and refrain from masturbation. I guess it’s true what they say about assumption though.
My point still stands if you remove masturbation from the list though.
Considering that the average ratio of urine-to-water in a pool is – I have no idea how much, lets say 1:250
In an hour of swimming in a public pool, I will ingest 1/12 liters of urine, and 20 liters of water.
Clearly the urine is the least of my concerns.
And the insect ingestion thing is crap.
I agree with both of your points. I’ve likely swallowed about 1/2 a gallon of pool water in my ENTIRE LIFE.
And since the insect ingestion thing is well known to have been made up, all the other facts are bullshit by association.
ITT: things we shouldnt know.
Yes. I want a works cited page. These statistics are shopped!
Did you know that 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
Even if there was an actual works citation, it would still be bullshit, since there is no possible way that these statistics could have been gathered from a large enough sample to constitute the “average person”. Furthermore, I’m pretty sure that in such countries where things like linen baskets, swimming pools, workmen, and masturbation are in extremely limited supply, all assessments become null and void. [FAILURE]
@kaztheberserk
ummmm your gonna have to explain which countries masturbation is in short supply. Cuz unless in said country the people do not posses either of their hands, I don’t really see how you could lack the means to do it.
Anually you will shake hands with 6 men who have masturbated and failed to wash their hands.. and 12 women who have masturbated and failed to wash their hands..
Wait what? How did that happen.
Haha. The fact that the numbers for shaking hands is higher for WOMEN makes this total WIN. In my experience, they do it more, they’re embarrassed about it and most lie about doing it in the first place.
@Wisebrute
Well, I was referring to most Islamic fundamentalist-dominated countries, and I suppose I’m only assuming that most people follow that doctrine and refrain from masturbation. I guess it’s true what they say about assumption though.
My point still stands if you remove masturbation from the list though.