you have it all wrong he uses the mp3 player to distract his victims as he strangles them with the shoelaces then he drives the victim to his secret loca….moms basement and uses the condoms to erm well go to town then he dumps the body over at my house so i can *cough* then he uses the phone to call a person from the classifieds who is seeking a male companion and the process starts over
im guessing this guy has a dog 😉
You have condoms. Go you.
Now if you ever get laid your totally set.
Condoms, good to use, bad to collect.
wishful thinking
hahaahahah
@JamesTuskGeorge
Well played.
That’s . . . kinda fucked up, man. Why do you even need an extra set of shoe laces?
I am guessing that the shoelaces are to autoerotically asphyxiate yourself and the condoms are so you don’t make a mess on your carpet?
you have it all wrong he uses the mp3 player to distract his victims as he strangles them with the shoelaces then he drives the victim to his secret loca….moms basement and uses the condoms to erm well go to town then he dumps the body over at my house so i can *cough* then he uses the phone to call a person from the classifieds who is seeking a male companion and the process starts over
I know that shoelaces, condoms and a sock / face cloth are all part of a home made fleshlight
@Tiki It could be even simpler than that…..maybe the shoelaces are required to keep the condoms from falling off.
^^^Zing!