Inadequacy - Sorry About Your Penis

Inadequacy – Sorry About Your Penis

Added on May 8th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report Post
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Kero (#64)

16 years ago

First! and Repost!

TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca (#238)

16 years ago

How do women compensate for being fat or having large vaginas?

By being bitches? Or do they buy expensive stuff too?

Exacerbate (#3372)

16 years ago

Wow, I think I’d be content with my small penis. That’s a horrible color.

Mack (#1642)

16 years ago

Fat women compensate by either being smarter (TV comedian women) or more bitchy and goth/emo (fat 16 yr old girls) or being more american bitchy and self centred (Yank obese Mcdonalds munching fatasses).

Guys compensate with materialism and wankoff bling and cars, women compensate by going schizo in terms of attitude. They either become total sluts who are happy and alright with stuff, or total bitches who hate men and themselves.

ladyoftheorb (#900)

16 years ago

MY boyfriend drives a MINI Cooper. You do the math.

Exacerbate (#3372)

16 years ago

You have a boyfriend!?!?!? *shivers*

I’m an asshole.

tiki god (#1) (MCS+)

Admin

16 years ago

@Kero

wtf are you two years old? Don’t make me enforce a fark.com like “first post” bullshit filter. that would suck

Kero (#64)

16 years ago

@tiki stfu and get on irc I need to ask you something.

rattybad (#461)

16 years ago

I thought women bought shoes to compensate?

michaelv13 (#2253)

16 years ago

i actually came up with two simple solutions to this it works 90% of the time the smaller the purse the bigger the waist the bigger the purse the smaller the waist and here is one for high school (dont test it in elementary middle school or junior high) backpack=virgin purse= nonvirgin nothing= town bicycle everyones had a turn now this only works for the female species i have yet to try it on males

ladyoftheorb (#900)

16 years ago

@Numb7ers:

He’s actually really tall, some number over 6 feet, and everyone always asks why he drives such a tiny car if he’s so tall. When the seat is all the way back, he can’t get the clutch down to the floor.

Those things are ridiculously roomy, and you can have crazy sex in them.

TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca (#238)

16 years ago

crazy sex? Like when you fuck an imaginary government agent and then try to eat your tinfoil hat?

I think we’ve covered how the lardo bitches compensate (I’m going with the big mouth theory).

What about those with the large vaginas? Probably the same thing?

The “smart” answer was funny. Fat chicks don’t compensate by being smart or funny. Everyone knows a woman can’t be considered smart or funny if you don’t want to fuck her.