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    El_Chupachichis

    Ok, as vapid, annoying, and plastic as she is, Paris is still a human being who doesn’t hide behind an animal costume.

    I don’t care who’s in the animal costume, I’d still choose Paris over a costumed freak. Furries need to DIAF.

    /plus she’s what, a billionaire?
    //that’s got to be worth some side booty
    ///Not Nicole Richie, blech

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    Shanghai_Factor

    DO

    NOT

    WANT

    If Paris Hilton showed up at my door right now and wanted to fuck, I’d tell her to fuck right off, and slam the door in her face.

    Yes, I actually would.

    If she walked up and said here’s a check for $_______, I’d take it, then walk past her to my car to go deposit it at the bank. That’s the only way she wouldn’t get the door slammed in her face, but I still wouldn’t want anything to do with her after I got the check. She would not get invited inside, and I would not remain outside.

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    Brevity Truta

    For someone who’s shown every nook and cranny of her body off, she’s sure intruiging, in a “look past her right shoulder to see if she’s the portal to another dimension” kind of way.

    She reminds me a bit of Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust days. But way less cool.

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    pedantic

    I call bullshit. Unless you’ve got teh queerz, you would have sex with her if she knocked on your door and asked for it.

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    RichardAtHome

    My wildest animal fantasies involving a elephant, a gorilla, and Paris Hilton?

    Elephant tap dancing on Paris Hilton in a tutu while the gorilla plays ‘Oh Susannah’ on a ukulele?

    That’s pretty wild…

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