Think of the difference between “My presidency will protect our children and our nation interests” compared to “You WILL be fucking safe and sound when I’m your chosen leader and I sure as hell will protect our country’s god damn interests!”
I was already planning on voting for Obama. Now this shit has been sealed. Written in stone, shall it be, he won our votes due to a shoop ad! Seriously. Badass motherfucker this man is.
“I’m Barak motherfucking Obama and shit and if you dont fucking vote the motherfucking shit out of me i’ll break into your fucking shitty house and fuck the shit out of your sister and pets.
Well, jee Magnus. In some countries you can ‘vote naked’, that is, turn in a blank ballot, and they count them to register protest, and report them on the news and such. That kind of protest has really fixed up Brazil quite nice.
“From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That’s how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan. 143 days. I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that.” Columnist Cheri Jacobus
I don’t care. I’m going to say it. This is the best political advertisement EVAR!!!!!
Fuck yes.
This ad is freakin epic!
Think of the difference between “My presidency will protect our children and our nation interests” compared to “You WILL be fucking safe and sound when I’m your chosen leader and I sure as hell will protect our country’s god damn interests!”
“..or get everyone laid, shit yeah!”
I was already planning on voting for Obama. Now this shit has been sealed. Written in stone, shall it be, he won our votes due to a shoop ad! Seriously. Badass motherfucker this man is.
“I’m Barack Fucking Obama and I approve this bad ass mother fucking message mother fucker.”
“I’m Barak motherfucking Obama and shit and if you dont fucking vote the motherfucking shit out of me i’ll break into your fucking shitty house and fuck the shit out of your sister and pets.
THIS AD HAS BEEN APPROVED BY A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES”
Well, he doesn’t have as big a penis as Hillary, but he certainly has bigger balls. And bitches love that shit.
I hope he wins. Cause everyone is blabbing about this shit like the God damned race for prom queen.
Vote for your savior and I’ll be over giggling because every politician will always fuck you. Especially one of the many who were lawyers beforehand.
Try not to look so surprised when it goes up your asses.
Voting is like enabling an addiction. It validates a system that is not working in your favour.
Oh, wait really? That’s what his policy is, well shit, NOW he tells me.
WIN.
Well, jee Magnus. In some countries you can ‘vote naked’, that is, turn in a blank ballot, and they count them to register protest, and report them on the news and such. That kind of protest has really fixed up Brazil quite nice.
Idaho? lol wut?
“his font got serifs goddam”
bitches dont know about my superdelegates
“From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That’s how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan. 143 days. I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that.” Columnist Cheri Jacobus
I think this is the first time I have ever felt like saying, “Magnus is right. He’s hit the nail on the head on this one”.
Except for the winning par.
Except for the winning part.
Damn, can’t type.
It’s the little kids who haven’t ever had to pay a bill from overtaxed wages who are bowing to this piece of socialist shit.
It’s kids who think it’s “the thing to do” who like this guy.
The very sight of this guy makes me sick.
WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE.
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