Why ever hide a boner? Unless it pops up at an inopportune time (the shower after football), I say furl it for all to see it’s glory. Yes ma’am, I have a boner. That’s why there’s that bump in my pants. Men get boners. Live with it, or else I’ll have to unleash it on you! It’s not like women go around trying to hide that they have sweater kittens. Boners are the one reason to wear sweatpants.