About 17 years ago I was starting to listen to rock, but before I had known of music styles, genres or basically why a CD was more expensive than a cassette, I was easily impressed by album covers and/or band names and its logos.

Having grown up in a place where anything that had a distorted guitar was basically satanic, I was under the initial impression that bands like AC/DC, KISS, Guns n’ Roses and Poison were incredibly fast, heavy, had strong lyrical content and the works.

To my surprise, all these bands played pussy-rock, none were heavy, sang about “rocking” (instead of actually rocking) and left me disappointed in a way, because a lot of people love bands like these. I have respect for these bands, they’re talented and in case, they know how to keep fans begging for more), but they’re as boring as the shit I just typed. The game.