Durian, have you had it? It smells like garlicky feet. People says it’s great….but we wouldn’t know. When we cut ours open….there was a HUGE grub in it.
WTF?
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oh man had a malaysian gf and she used to love that crap. She called it “the king of fruits” wtf?? yours even comes w a grub for added piss-take effect. oh lucky u
Spread some of that horrific nutella shit on there and your good to go.
Eating at your house must be like eating in the ninth ring of hell.
You mad?
We can’t ALL live on Mcdonalds and Taco Bell. I like to try new things once in a while. Thai food, which is what we were making here, is good stuff. Break out of your mold….it’s ok…go for it. Try something that didn’t come in a box, bag, or styrofoam. (Real food).
Nutella horrific? I think not.
People who wont try new things (anal/gay joke here) piss me off too, can’t explain why but it irritates me – disliking this horrible fruit is another matter though, it’s as if someone thought “hmm it tastes like rotting veg, but thats not enough, lets pour dairy on it and let it rot a while longer”
p.s.
Would there be an issue with the fruit once the catapillar was in there? I don’t like the idea of guts bursting into my mouth but, is it fecal matter or something that would make it ill-advisable to eat? or just cos it’s “yucky”? (I wouldn’t eat it either, but curious if theres a genuine reason not to eat something with a worm/bug/catapillar in)
Dunno….we just decided we wouldn’t eat it. Plus…it smelled of absolute rotting feet/garlic/onions/horribleshitness.
So, we though….eh, there’s a caterpillar in it and it smells of anus, let’s not eat it.
I may have to plagiarize that last sentence.
I know you aren’t talking bad about Nutella. That stuff’s awesome.
count yourself lucky Whole Foods didn’t charge you for that nasty fruit coming with extra added meat & protein.
speaking of “coming”, why did you jizz all over your cutting board after extracting that booger?
don’t you know grubs love semen
You mean….Jizz doesn’t revive grubs? 🙁 I tried.
“why did you jizz all over your cutting board after extracting that booger?”
EXACTLY.
MMM PROTEIN!!
Tastes like sweet, rotting onions. It’s fucking foul.
That’s not a grub, it’s a caterpillar.
YOu’re right. My bad.
thailand.ipm-info.org/pests/Durian_fruit_borer.htm
www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17243352
If you don’t want to click through…”Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML”
Hakuna Matata
Jackfruit and soursop are waaayyyy better.
Da hell? Why don’t you let it nest and wait for a butterfly.
I obviously tried to revive it from it’s frozen state….don’t you see the jizz all over it??
I’d fry up that grub and try eating it to be honest.
I ate deep fried silk worms in Nam once. It’s not my all-time favourite, but then again it’s not all that bad either. Besides, it contains about 4 times as much protein than beef, so it’s a great source of energy.