Personally I wish people could apply some critical thinking on this particular subject.

I love this country. I mean I really fucking love America. I feel it in my penis sometimes. But I also know that we have done some things that aren’t cool.

This usually puts me at odds with a lot of people. When I was in college, I was usually defending America to all the know-it-all hippy douche bags who liked pretending they lived in a fascist state because they thought it made them look cool. Remember, kids, this was in the 90’s when Clinton was in office, before the patriot act and all the Bush neo-con bullshit. These kids actually thought they lived in a police state BEFORE the patriot act.

The funny thing is I was branded a right wing gun-toting asshole in college. I did identify as a conservative back then, but I didn’t fall lock step into conservative ideology, which is unacceptable to your average tea bagger today, which segues into the next section.

Nowadays, I get branded anti-American by all the know-it-all Tea Bagger douche bags. To them, criticizing anything (conservative) is means you HATE AMERICA and AMERICAN EMOTIONALISM. They have this jingoistic idea that the country is perfect, or more accurate, more perfect in the past. They never say which specific time in the past. It’s more like some imagined world that looks like the 50’s. The mere suggestion that we as a country should try to be a little better is an affront to common decency.

Of, course, when THEY criticize something, it’s not un-American. No. Hypocrisy. There.

Tragically these assholes now have congress by the balls and are trying to destroy the country out of self righteous spite.