Thanks tiki 🙂
He’s not useless, just limited lol. He’s as strong as Spider-Man, he’s bulletproof, he rules 75% of the Earth with a council made up of the most brilliant scientists AND masters of the most ancient magic in the universe, has the largest army on Earth, lives in the biggest city on Earth, and if he wanted to, he could obliterate any coastal city, killing millions. He could sink every cruise ship anytime he wants, killing hundreds. He can sink every fishing/cargo vessel anywhere, forever, throwing the economy into chaos. Oh, and the NAVY? GONE. Thousands of lives and millions of dollars. Useless? Could fuck YOU up.
Whale whale whale, don’t we have here somebody seriously heralding the huge power of an imaginary literary creation ?
Aquaman could not fuck me up. He doesn’t exist.
As a character, he is pretty boring. King of the underwater, yeah, cool. As the stories happen mostly inland, or space, or whatever but ocean (99.999 % of the time), he is useless, just a generic superpowered human-being.
gay
Not as much as Seaman 😀
most useless hero ever.
Thanks tiki 🙂
He’s not useless, just limited lol. He’s as strong as Spider-Man, he’s bulletproof, he rules 75% of the Earth with a council made up of the most brilliant scientists AND masters of the most ancient magic in the universe, has the largest army on Earth, lives in the biggest city on Earth, and if he wanted to, he could obliterate any coastal city, killing millions. He could sink every cruise ship anytime he wants, killing hundreds. He can sink every fishing/cargo vessel anywhere, forever, throwing the economy into chaos. Oh, and the NAVY? GONE. Thousands of lives and millions of dollars. Useless? Could fuck YOU up.
So essentially your saying as a villain, he would be unstoppable.
But as a hero he’s still useless.
iam going to call you aquafaggot from now on.
allright aquafaggot?
I SHALL SMITE YOU WITH MY CONTROL OF THE OCEANS
i live in colorado; suck my dick.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Whale whale whale, don’t we have here somebody seriously heralding the huge power of an imaginary literary creation ?
Aquaman could not fuck me up. He doesn’t exist.
As a character, he is pretty boring. King of the underwater, yeah, cool. As the stories happen mostly inland, or space, or whatever but ocean (99.999 % of the time), he is useless, just a generic superpowered human-being.
The only thing he is capable of is pissing in the sea and getting away with it.
Everyone pisses in the sea and gets away with it.
Aquaman talks to motherfucking fish! He does it all day and HE LOVES IT!
not since the ambiguously gay duo has there been a more queer superhero.