Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real.
“An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her. ”
I had the strangest dream last night where Uwe Boll was accepting the award for best director. It was for directing some sort of bio pic. There was something in there about how everything he ever did was trash except for this and seeing all the other directors nodding.
Oh, and Joss Stone was blowing me. Can’t forget that.
I really, really need to see someone about this stuff.
Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real.
Oh god… it’s real.
When I saw Uwe Boll in there I just knew it was real and it obviously must suck.
are those lightsabers? maybe she is going to perform a self-liposuction with them?
It’s for real www.imdb.com/title/tt1756427/
And of course, Uwe Boll wrote it, directed it and plays (drum-roll please) Adolf Hitler.
If any role was made for Uwe, that was the one….
“An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her. ”
Sounds fucken epic to me. 🙂
Sweet mother of Mary this is so wrong
Oh my SCIENCE!!!
I had the strangest dream last night where Uwe Boll was accepting the award for best director. It was for directing some sort of bio pic. There was something in there about how everything he ever did was trash except for this and seeing all the other directors nodding.
Oh, and Joss Stone was blowing me. Can’t forget that.
I really, really need to see someone about this stuff.
wow, misogyny and fat-phobia rolled into one. Stay classy MCS.