Goddamn, isn’t twenty-five years of media bombardment enough exposure for an ugly, talentless skank? Won’t somebody please fix that fucking stupid gap between her teeth with a sledgehammer?
You guys sure talk big, tell me, how many of you have sold MILLIONS of albums world wide? So that puts you where in relation to this ugly talentless skank with a gap in her teeth? Oh by the way, without her to blast down the doors on a predominantly mail oriented industry non of you would have Britney, Jessica Simpson (special thanks to that whore for ruining the cowboy’s winning streak) or “Xtina” to drool over.
Bash all you want though, who am I to derail the bandwagon?
A world without Britney, Jessica Simpson or Xtina would alright with me. I get my porn from the internet, not album covers.
But rather than completely deconstruct your rant, I pointed out a funny typo. Brevity is the soul of wit and all that jazz.
I’m not saying she made the world a better place, i’m just saying she’s successful and she’s got guts. Which is more than I can say for any of yall, and which also deserves respect.
Yeah, loads of respect deserved for stealing people’s children, ruining her husband’s career (and, apparently, life), grinding on people not even half her age in lame-ass dance vids, not being able to sing even after 20 some odd years, supporting the new posh freak religion, and being an over all twat. Most overrated piece of useless media whore trash to have washed up on either side of the Atlantic.
She was hot in her day and her music career has been impressive.
Her voice is going, but thats not exactly stopping Roger Waters or Robert Plant from continuing their careers.
I don’t know – she is not in her prime, but I there are better, younger singers producing worse material than Madonna does. I don’t mind her.
I am not sure why she has taken up the hobby of raising 3rd world children, or that Kaballah crap, but she is not alone in adopting queer habits after getting rich. Cruise and Jolie are doing this as well. Can’t say that I understand any of that crap.
This must be what you do when you have more cash than you can spend in 10 lifetimes.
Sure, I fapped to her videos when I was a kid – she’s a great singer but be a singer. When she started all political and adopted the fake british accent is when her true colors came out. So, I hope she dies in a plane crash with Bono.
One must not dis Bono… He is an Irish Prophet. Praise be to Bono, the one and only true Bono, will the real one true Bono please stand up, please stand up…
Fuck celebrities and their opinions. Outside of making a few good songs for me to download (usually illegally) they are all just hypocritical chumps.
Sexy? Maybe 15-20 years ago, in “Body of Evidence” or that music video “Erotic” or whatever. Now she’s just, bleh.
She looks like the old clubbing granny from the movie “54”. Nasty crazy overrated skank.
I hate this piece of shit
I did like that concert when she made out with Britney and Christina, too bad they couldn’t have just made a couple clones of Aguilera to do that.
Goddamn, isn’t twenty-five years of media bombardment enough exposure for an ugly, talentless skank? Won’t somebody please fix that fucking stupid gap between her teeth with a sledgehammer?
You guys sure talk big, tell me, how many of you have sold MILLIONS of albums world wide? So that puts you where in relation to this ugly talentless skank with a gap in her teeth? Oh by the way, without her to blast down the doors on a predominantly mail oriented industry non of you would have Britney, Jessica Simpson (special thanks to that whore for ruining the cowboy’s winning streak) or “Xtina” to drool over.
Bash all you want though, who am I to derail the bandwagon?
“mail oriented industry”
I forget, did Madonna worked for FedEx or UPS?
thats right, tear apart my drunken typing cause you cant tear apart my truthiness
I think it was DHL…
A world without Britney, Jessica Simpson or Xtina would alright with me. I get my porn from the internet, not album covers.
But rather than completely deconstruct your rant, I pointed out a funny typo. Brevity is the soul of wit and all that jazz.
I’m not saying she made the world a better place, i’m just saying she’s successful and she’s got guts. Which is more than I can say for any of yall, and which also deserves respect.
Yeah, loads of respect deserved for stealing people’s children, ruining her husband’s career (and, apparently, life), grinding on people not even half her age in lame-ass dance vids, not being able to sing even after 20 some odd years, supporting the new posh freak religion, and being an over all twat. Most overrated piece of useless media whore trash to have washed up on either side of the Atlantic.
She was hot in her day and her music career has been impressive.
Her voice is going, but thats not exactly stopping Roger Waters or Robert Plant from continuing their careers.
I don’t know – she is not in her prime, but I there are better, younger singers producing worse material than Madonna does. I don’t mind her.
I am not sure why she has taken up the hobby of raising 3rd world children, or that Kaballah crap, but she is not alone in adopting queer habits after getting rich. Cruise and Jolie are doing this as well. Can’t say that I understand any of that crap.
This must be what you do when you have more cash than you can spend in 10 lifetimes.
yes but at least Angie and Brad don’t steal other people’s children, they go about it the proper way, they adopt orphans.
Sure, I fapped to her videos when I was a kid – she’s a great singer but be a singer. When she started all political and adopted the fake british accent is when her true colors came out. So, I hope she dies in a plane crash with Bono.
One must not dis Bono… He is an Irish Prophet. Praise be to Bono, the one and only true Bono, will the real one true Bono please stand up, please stand up…
Fuck celebrities and their opinions. Outside of making a few good songs for me to download (usually illegally) they are all just hypocritical chumps.
ugly talentless whore.