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    Kik Dogg

    Everything makes sense now.

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    Punk_in_Drublic

    These blast points to accurate for sand people.

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    Svartmetall

    I lol’d.

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    djethex

    “Sand people always ride sing file
    to hide their numbers.”

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    Luke Magnifico

    what

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    Korinthian

    Came in expecting another story excusing Jesus’ invisibility. I was pleasantly surprised.

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    MonkeyHitman

    the actual quote was ” I was carrying you the whole time”

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    Korinthian

    Whoa, that’s deep!

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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Which is weird, because if you actually read the New Testament, Jesus never promises to help you in this life. You’re supposed to help other people, so you can have a good time in the next life.

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    oneofus

    Well, well, well, looks like we’ve got ourselves a reader…

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    TGGeko

    Bullshit Jesus, those are clearly my footprints.

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    whaaat

    And why are my feet hurting like shit, Jesus?

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    ian356094

    The Sand People are easily startled but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Can we get some jokes about other religions too? No? You’re only scared of Christians? Okay then carry on, dumbshits.

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    ian356094

    christians and muslims are the funnest to make fun of since they get so mad.

    u mad, bro?

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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    No I’m not Christian or religious.

    Its just sad that people are always making fun of Christians and Catholics with no ounce of awareness of the fact that they’ve been conditioned to do so.

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    DMYTRIW WDS

    Muslims/sandpeople would be too obvious of a setup for this joke.

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    ian356094

    I haven’t been conditioned to do so. No one has. It’s their own fault for making themselves such an easy target lol

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    EuroUSA

    You’re so correct there.
    Making fun of christians and religious people is just too easy … It’s sort of like going hunting for cows with a high-power rifle.

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    Korinthian

    We’re leaving that to you.

    Get cracking, lazy.

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    GrandAdmiralThrawn

    I loled. Good add

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