2012? Shit, son, we still have to suffer for another five months of October 21st, 2011 before we even get to think about 2012. See, May 21st was supposed to be the Rapture, when Jesus swings by and picks up all the good Christians to chill in Heaven while all us sinners suffer in misery on Earth. This goes on until October 21st, five months after the Rapture, when we get a proper Apocalypse and the Earth is cleansed with fire. Now, you might think that the Rapture not coming to pass might slow things down on the whole October Apocalypse thing, but you’d be wrong. Why? Because some nutjobs are claiming that the Rapture actually happened and the number of those saved was so small that it went unnoticed. You didn’t actually think the delusional would see reason simply in the face of overwhelming evidence that they’re wrong, did you?

But hey, after the world doesn’t end on October 21st, and we make it through 2012 fine and dandy, the world isn’t supposed to end again until 2016, so at least we’ll have a bit of a break.