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    sambo78

    You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. … And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

    Gary Generic

    Excellent. I would also have accepted:

    “Do you know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible cunt; me. “

    Cy85

    Verified and approved.

    sambo78

    The second quote was shorter and sweeter.

    Reppy

    “‘orrible cunt”.

    tiki god

    wtf are you guys on about

    sambo78

    Ya like dags?

    Gilez

    Ooooh, dogs. Sure, I like dags.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    You’re on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums. And I shall be under it when it breaks.

    Also, this www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo

    sambo78

    Haha. I haven’t seen that. Nice.

    Stolid

    (Possibly) Best. Movie. Evar.

    db_tanker

    If I throw a dog a bone, I don’t want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I’m walking and I’ll cut your fucking Jacob’s off.

    hes doing a new film atm www.imdb.com/title/tt1362058/
    I was on set for a couple day and it seams like it’s gonna be good, hes character is great.

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