If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?
Myself from a parallel universe. I’d totally win that fight.
I’d fight myself three years ago. See how much better or worse I’ve gotten.
Christian Bale during the filming of the Machinist. That way I could win and tell everyone I kicked Batman’s ass.
I’d fight Jesus
Jesus didn’t tap.
Santa.
Pope John Paul or Reagan.. or me and a monkey against both of them
Yeah I’d fight the pope, with lightsabers if possible.
I would kick the shit out of you, for posting this goddamn crap.
Goddess ehhhhh? Would you stamp all over me in your kinky boots? Mmmmmmmmm
Stephen Hawking or Helen Keller. But not both at once.
Any black or mexican rapper.
Taking bets NOW
Aren’t you Mexican?
Fred Phelps and the entire WBC if I have too. So I can beat his ass with one of my prosthetic legs, and let him go meet his maker.
Having been to military funerals, I can’t understand how no one has lost their shit and unleashed hell on those people.
A testament to the families of the fallen and just how much people can control themselves.
Steve Jobs. Sick or healthy. It doesn’t matter. I’d start by breaking a chair over his head either way.
He would then unveil the lightest and fastest bodyguards in the industry.
That’s over paid and knows moves that everybody has know for years.
i would fight nobody knows
Looks like alot of you have already broken the first two rules of fight club.
Having been to something that is basically a real life fight club, all I can say is it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Personally, here’s my list, for various reasons:
Vladimir Putin Kirk Cobain ( living) Mr. Rogers A sizable group of zombies. The shambling kind, not the running kind. Masahiko Kimura
why do you want to fight Kurt’s brother? what did he ever do to you?
Kirk Cobain. Captain of the Federation starship Seattle.
Thank you, sir, for pointing out why proofreading is necessary.
Okay…I’ve gotta know why Mr. Rogers is on your list.
Because the quiet, non-threatening ones that end up being the biggest ass kickers.
The way I figure it, that means Mr Rogers was a mushroom cloud dropping mother fucker.
Bieber. Fuckin wreck.
no, the rulz say it’s supposed to be a FIGHT, not a whining, purse swinging, sissyfied slap-fest..
Mahatma Gandhi
I’d fight Kanye if he ever interrupted me…
Alex Jones –although I might accidentally rip his living head from his body in a rage fugue.
Plus I’d have to taser his bodyguard Charlie Sheen first. And I don’t think there’s a taser out there with a setting high enough.
Toss a baggie of flour, sugar or salt into a field. That would distract Mr. Tiger Blood.
46 five-year-olds.
You might want to consider a career as a kindergarten teacher.
Fist fight: Sean Puffy Coombs or Cheryl Cole
Sexy pudding/jello fight: Olivia Munn
You fags 😉 I’d fight RYU, me being KEN of course.
Myself from a parallel universe. I’d totally win that fight.
I’d fight myself three years ago. See how much better or worse I’ve gotten.
Christian Bale during the filming of the Machinist. That way I could win and tell everyone I kicked Batman’s ass.
I’d fight Jesus
Jesus didn’t tap.
Santa.
Pope John Paul or Reagan..
or me and a monkey against both of them
Yeah I’d fight the pope, with lightsabers if possible.
I would kick the shit out of you, for posting this goddamn crap.
Goddess ehhhhh? Would you stamp all over me in your kinky boots? Mmmmmmmmm
Stephen Hawking or Helen Keller. But not both at once.
Any black or mexican rapper.
Taking bets NOW
Aren’t you Mexican?
Fred Phelps and the entire WBC if I have too.
So I can beat his ass with one of my prosthetic legs, and let him go meet his maker.
Having been to military funerals, I can’t understand how no one has lost their shit and unleashed hell on those people.
A testament to the families of the fallen and just how much people can control themselves.
Steve Jobs. Sick or healthy. It doesn’t matter. I’d start by breaking a chair over his head either way.
He would then unveil the lightest and fastest bodyguards in the industry.
That’s over paid and knows moves that everybody has know for years.
i would fight nobody knows
Looks like alot of you have already broken the first two rules of fight club.
Having been to something that is basically a real life fight club, all I can say is it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Personally, here’s my list, for various reasons:
Vladimir Putin
Kirk Cobain ( living)
Mr. Rogers
A sizable group of zombies. The shambling kind, not the running kind.
Masahiko Kimura
why do you want to fight Kurt’s brother?
what did he ever do to you?
Kirk Cobain. Captain of the Federation starship Seattle.
Thank you, sir, for pointing out why proofreading is necessary.
Okay…I’ve gotta know why Mr. Rogers is on your list.
Because the quiet, non-threatening ones that end up being the biggest ass kickers.
The way I figure it, that means Mr Rogers was a mushroom cloud dropping mother fucker.
Bieber. Fuckin wreck.
no, the rulz say it’s supposed to be a FIGHT, not a whining, purse swinging, sissyfied slap-fest..
Mahatma Gandhi
I’d fight Kanye if he ever interrupted me…
Alex Jones –although I might accidentally rip his living head from his body in a rage fugue.
Plus I’d have to taser his bodyguard Charlie Sheen first. And I don’t think there’s a taser out there with a setting high enough.
Toss a baggie of flour, sugar or salt into a field. That would distract Mr. Tiger Blood.
46 five-year-olds.
You might want to consider a career as a kindergarten teacher.
Fist fight: Sean Puffy Coombs or Cheryl Cole
Sexy pudding/jello fight: Olivia Munn
You fags 😉
I’d fight RYU, me being KEN of course.