The boy was playing Super Mario 64 (downloaded on the Wii), and I hear “Daddy, daddy! Mario’s on the hot lava and he’s not dying!” and I was all, “Whatever, youngfag. That’s unpossible.”

Then I looked and shit brix. Then I took a crappy picture with my phone. Usually, when mario barely touches the lava, he immediately grabs his ass and shoots up into the air.