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The smarter you are, the weaker I am

Added on February 17th, 2011 by | Report Post
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Yahweh isn’t just powerless against the power of iron chariots but also video cameras.



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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Slightly off-topic, but lately I’ve been getting bored of plain old atheism. It’s almost too easy. I thinking of starting/joining some sort of Nordic influenced Gnosticism cult. Any suggestions or interested followers?

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    Spoken

    BECOME AN SATANIST!!!!

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    Puulaahi

    Same zzzzzzzzz story.

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    Anonymoose

    Isn’t Satanism more of a philosophical standpoint than a theology?

    I once heard of a Norse branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that claimed the original holy texts were misinterpreted; that it was truly Vikings, not Pirates, that were the holiest of beings.

    I can’t find anything on it now, but that might be up your alley…

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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Nah. Anything FSM is too much hipster irony. I’m trying to come up with something with some kernel of sincerity to it.

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    Reaver

    My friend misotheism is the way to go

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    Reaver

    Or Voodoo

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    Korinthian

    What would that be? The Church of the Land-locked Mashed Potato and Meatballs?

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    tiki god

    I worship THOR.

    would you like to join me in my worship?

    we drink beer and sing of epic battles, all the while winking suggestively at the women across the bar.

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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Maybe. I would need to know about the specifics of the singing.

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    DMYTRIW WDS

    Atheism is too easy because there is nothing to it. Wow, I hold the opinion that the pursuit of supernatural divinity is a fruitless endeavor. That’s what atheism is, not praising Dawkins, explaining the big bang or evolution, or proselytizing against theology.

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    Chenoan

    Why are we even discussing why Atheism is easy or not, it’s a mindset, not a hobby.

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    TGGeko

    Personal philosophies aren’t a game. The truth isn’t supposed to amuse you.

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    Zasz

    Personal philosophies can be whatever they want. That’s what makes them so much fun.

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    OntologicalShock

    …and personal.

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    Reaver

    I appeared on toast once, no big deal

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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Sweet. Pretty soon nobody will believe in any afterlife and accountability to a higher being won’t be an issue. That should go well.

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    Puulaahi

    Because having to account to a higher being has gone so smoothly…

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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    It got us through the plague!

    and

    Dinosaurs!

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    Korinthian

    Not counting the plagues caused by god, of course.

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    Korinthian

    There’s no proof that believing that you have an accountability to a greater power has any effect on your moral choices.

    So much for keeping the sheep in check.

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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Yes there absolutely is from everything from AA to the thousands of other groups created for that specific purpose.

    So much for your entire argument.

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    sambo78

    Strawman agreement is strawman.

    So much for your entire argument.

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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

    there you go

    Go do some reading little guy. Next post I’m sure you’ll nail it.

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    nyoki

    AA actually has a slightly worse record than quitting cold turkey on your own and is even worse after 5 years.

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    Nurgen

    The AA is a religious recruiting scam designed to take advantage of people when they are most vulnerable.

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    Chenoan

    Maybe god works under the fairy rule, the less people that believe in him, the weaker his power.

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    Aquaman43

    umm..see post title.

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