Come and listen to a story about a man named Jamal,
A poor desert phucker, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was sling shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude,
Oil that is, black gold, desert tea, $5.00 gallon gas,
AW SHIT WE GOTTA GO BACK FOR MY XBOX
the paper towels. you always forget the paper towels
Hey Jamal stop at the next store, we need some Malt Liquor.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jamal,
A poor desert phucker, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was sling shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude,
Oil that is, black gold, desert tea, $5.00 gallon gas,
I pack more for a four day weekend.