Seeking The Herp

Added on January 22nd, 2011 by the_duck | Report Post
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Pwnerade (#584)

13 years ago

Does she mean Capitol Hill, Seattle?

The Matrix: Rebooted (#436)

Reply to Pwnerade

13 years ago

It says MST(Mountain Standard Time) so: no.

[x] (#4475)

Reply to Pwnerade

13 years ago

Capitol Hill, Denver. Where I live -_- denver.craigslist.org/w4m/2142980564.html

Flickerdart (#2110)

13 years ago

herp derp

casemods UID# 667 (#17107)

13 years ago

“I have an STD but still dumb enough to have sex and spread it”

I hope somebody kills this whore.

Pwnerade (#584)

Reply to casemods UID# 667

13 years ago

Yes, it’s totally irresponsible to have sex with people who also have herpes. They could get herpes!

TGGeko (#2562)

Reply to Pwnerade

13 years ago

Actually they could have different strains of the same disease.

casemods UID# 667 (#17107)

Reply to TGGeko

13 years ago

Or other diseases that don’t have signs, etc.

Generally, herpes is the most showing disease.

If someone comes out and says “hey I have herpes, but still want to have sex” it’s like saying “hey I hit someone in my car, so I’m turning myself in, because I have no way to repair the dent in it and I have to drive around all the time”

Basically, people are only being honest about it because you can’t deny that you have herpes when there are these nasty red dots or w/e herpes is.

Other STD’d don’t generally show signs as easily

Brushaway (#430)

Reply to casemods UID# 667

13 years ago

umm afaik with herpes you have like outbreaks every now and then and that makes your junk look like it has leprosy – most the time they look normal. i doubt anyone would want to have sex while having open sores on their genitals. so no, this is actually someone trying to get laid, which is good, and trying to do so without spreading the eww.

Demon (#2630)

13 years ago

people with herpes need love too, but…
they gotta pay for it.

Anonymoose (#60931)

13 years ago

These ads are out there all the time; 1 in 4 people of adult age have crotchyherp — 1 in 2 mouthyherp.

The fact I got through college with a clean STD sheet alone makes me grateful enough to not go after sex unless she comes with paperwork as detailed as that bank-tube shit in Gattaca. Not judging anyone who catches it, but I’ll pass.