Luke, we have discussed this before. Although it is great fun to PLAY Batman, and that cape and utility belt really does look fantastic on you, you are NOT actually Batman. We had been making such progress. Do I have to put you under the stairs again? No? Good. Then we can get back to business. You. Are. Not. The. Batman. Say it with me, ok? “I am not the Batman”. DING! Oh look at that! Time’s up! Next time we meet I expect you to come down from that door frame and sit in the chair like a normal boy, ok? Same time next week? Good.
Mine’s Batman.
Mine’s just “Man”. My first name doesn’t have a second letter.
I got Batman. What did you get?
BATMAN! I AM THE FUCKING BATMAN!! AHAHAHAH, YOU all SUCK!!11
mines “Nocturnal flying mammal homo sapien” wait, I think I read it wrong.
I got “Bob”
Stay away from Jack Nicholson. Run if he asks you for a gun.
Manbat
Has anyone seen the Joker?
no, I’M the goddamn Batman
I’m Batman.
Luke, we have discussed this before. Although it is great fun to PLAY Batman, and that cape and utility belt really does look fantastic on you, you are NOT actually Batman. We had been making such progress. Do I have to put you under the stairs again? No? Good. Then we can get back to business. You. Are. Not. The. Batman. Say it with me, ok? “I am not the Batman”. DING! Oh look at that! Time’s up! Next time we meet I expect you to come down from that door frame and sit in the chair like a normal boy, ok? Same time next week? Good.
batbatbatbatmanmanmanman
Bruce Wayne
The Goddamned Batman!!
GUYS
GUYS
SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND
GUYS
SHUT UP
WAIT
GUYS
WAIT
SERIOUSLY
SHUT UP
THIS PAPER SAYS I AM BATMAN
FUCKING AWESOME
I got “Batman”
You guys missed the golden point of this joke.
To have a few dozen replies to it all saying “I’m Batman”
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!