Waaaay back in my college student days, I had an English Lit prof that I suspected was not reading every word of every paper. I decided to test him. I had to write a paper detailing all of the gods and goddesses rather quirky actions in The Iliad. Dispersed throughout my paper I added things like Zeus received a blow job from Athena and the Trojan Horse was full of candy. He did notice and questioned me on it. When I told him he smiled and said it was true, that he didn’t always read every word of every paper of every student, but he did always read mine. I was flattered, but also appalled; my dad (an Eng Lit prof) would have been horrified at a prof that didn’t put in the same effort that he expected of his students.