Please masturbate in your own room.
UCSB
hey, hot co-ed RA, i has questions about masturbation. can you halp?
Nothing unsanitary about semen – my GF drinks it all the time with no ill effects, except that it just makes her hornier
Hello, “hot college girl”. I’m the plumber. I’m checking in to this “semen” complaint. Would you mind giving me a hand. And would you mind calling some of your roommates?
Basic biology/physics/engineering fail.
This couldn’t be a practicable joke, could it?
I mean, I know, those are so rare on college campuses, so probably not. But maybe?
hey, hot co-ed RA, i has questions about masturbation. can you halp?
Nothing unsanitary about semen – my GF drinks it all the time with no ill effects, except that it just makes her hornier
Hello, “hot college girl”. I’m the plumber. I’m checking in to this “semen” complaint. Would you mind giving me a hand. And would you mind calling some of your roommates?
Basic biology/physics/engineering fail.
This couldn’t be a practicable joke, could it?
I mean, I know, those are so rare on college campuses, so probably not. But maybe?