Okay, i’ve had enough.
The first few times I saw stuff like this, I was “true dat, I know the feeling”.
But internet, I gotta tell you:
1) you aren’t the perfect boyfriend you make yourself to be
2) all girls aren’t masochists who will dump you for an inferior product that will push her down stairs.
3) just because he has a nicer job, bigger dick and a popped collar doesn’t make the guy she left you for a jerk
1) Definitely
2) Definitely
3) That nicer job and bigger dick part kinda tacks on too much. Classing it down to some lowest common denominator (Me: nice-guy Him: badass jerk) is a short sighted view, girls don’t like bad guys, impressionable girls do, and they often have an unrealistic expectations/romanticized idealist view anyway.
You would think that with all the all the advances in medical science, someone would’ve created a cure for heartache.
Dude… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alchohol
/end thread.
C*nt.
Does anyone know where these are from still?
Okay, i’ve had enough.
The first few times I saw stuff like this, I was “true dat, I know the feeling”.
But internet, I gotta tell you:
1) you aren’t the perfect boyfriend you make yourself to be
2) all girls aren’t masochists who will dump you for an inferior product that will push her down stairs.
3) just because he has a nicer job, bigger dick and a popped collar doesn’t make the guy she left you for a jerk
Okay, maybe not number 3, but you get my point.
1) Definitely
2) Definitely
3) That nicer job and bigger dick part kinda tacks on too much. Classing it down to some lowest common denominator (Me: nice-guy Him: badass jerk) is a short sighted view, girls don’t like bad guys, impressionable girls do, and they often have an unrealistic expectations/romanticized idealist view anyway.
OMG I’LL RELALY BE FOREVER 21 LOL
“girls don’t like bad guys”
Water is not wet.
So going to die alone…. 🙁
Yeah, sweet, isn’t it.
But first I’ll kill Luke and fuck his dead body.
Found the original:
bob-rz.deviantart.com/art/sweet-nothings-59749496
Two minutes with tineye.
Cheers,
Allan