“No George. This isn’t Laura. This is the White House, again. You need to change your cell phone entry for your home number to your new home number. I don’t know how, I don’t know what kind of phone you have. Well just because you’re holding it up to the TV won’t help me see it. Look, is Cheney there? No? Well than how a bout a baby?”
You seem to have an impressive length of a large-diameter object inserted into your intestines. Please be kind enough to remove it before forming opinions. Or at least use some lube.
Yes, thats right. AF1 will be bringing all the secret service and my staff to the links today for a quick 18 holes. Thank you again for the reminder.
HEY MAW
GET OFF THE DANG ROOF
how many Americans in power does it take to make a phone call….
Could you stop by the store and bring some milk home.
I’d like 2 large Pepperoni pizzas with extra cheese. Oh and throw in some of that purple drank too!
Um… yeah… it’s the president… yeah… from the white house… that’s right… can I get a normal radio phone in my office?
It’s probably a security measure. Corded phones don’t transmit radio waves.
Yes, security? Someone get these guys out of my office.
“No George. This isn’t Laura. This is the White House, again. You need to change your cell phone entry for your home number to your new home number. I don’t know how, I don’t know what kind of phone you have. Well just because you’re holding it up to the TV won’t help me see it. Look, is Cheney there? No? Well than how a bout a baby?”
Mr. President I have a question of vital importance;…….Is your refridgerator running?
Seriously, you are the fucking got damn President of the United States of America. You are at work.
Get a fucking suit and a tie you piece of shit.
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You know that W didn’t always wear a suit in the oval office? Is dress code really that important?
I was hoping he was being sarcastic.
You seem to have an impressive length of a large-diameter object inserted into your intestines. Please be kind enough to remove it before forming opinions. Or at least use some lube.