Holy fucking fuck, I’m 30 now. Happy Birthday to me! Those of you wishing to spend money on frivolous things may do so from my amazon wishlist.
I’m going to spend most of the day playing Halo: Reach, feel free to pop on and give me a hand! (user id: tgiokdi)
Maybe later today I’ll fix a couple things that are hinky on the site. Or maybe I’ll just drink myself blind and throw things at my cats.
WHO KNOWS.
Edited to say:
Thank you to whoever just shipped me 3 of these! They’ll look awesome in my front yard!
first
oh yeah, and happy birthday
dicks like you ruin the internet.
No, dicks like mine ruin your mother.
Also, I rarely “first”. I just did it this time because it’s an historical post. And I like to think I have contributed moar awesome than cancer to this here internet
lies, your like the worstest thing to haped to mcs, next to casemods.
What smells?
Damn…I tried to say happy birthday but the site fuck’d up
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YOU’RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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DEATH COMES ON SWIFT WINGS FOR YOU, MR SELVIDGE
Happy Birthda.y
no, at 50, i’m old… 30 is just getting started.
happy birthday tiki. now fix submissions. 8)
dont stay home. happy bday
Alles Gute zum Gerburtstag du großartiger Alkoholiker. Or like the German voice for Barney Gumble once said, Aloholiker.
LOL. I find this very funny at this moment in time. But then, I am verdrunken.
your’e welcome
hope they will look good on your lawn..
pics please
HAPPY BIRFDAE TEEKEE
Happy Birthday 3.0
Happy birthday, Mr. Tiki.
Happy birthday.
Virgin.
I mean Virgo.
Dude, might wanna censor that wishlist a little. A 6-pack of sriracha and orange/ginger lotion sounds like one helluva birthday party.
It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again!
(happy b-day)
Damn, I didn’t know I was older than you.
Happy birthday, 30 is the last great milestone before you REALLY start hating birthdays.
Nonsense, I’ve loved all 16 b’days I’ve had since my 30th.
Oh, happy b’day god tiki dude. Do you feel grown up? Me either.
Happy birthday! I turned 30 a few months back, and it’s not nearly so bad as people say. Well, maybe.
Happy birthday Tiki!!! (omg we have the same birthday!)
Happy b’day.
Happy Birthday, Tiki
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If you make it to 30 without growing up, you don’t have to. The logic being that you’ve clearly found a way to live one’s life without doing so.
Happy Birthday, Mr T.
Funny, tiki, I thought you said thur TEE not thur TEEN, yet your amazon wish list consists mostly of halo action figures and movies.
1. You are too old for those (and ok maybe you aren’t but buy your toys your damns self)
2. torrent movies.
I see nothing but a frivolous wishlist, one of which I will not be contributing to!
Put some NEEDED items on that list and I’ll help you out.
www.shopping.com/xPO-Jack-Daniel-s-Jack-Daniel-s-Whiskey-Sour-Mash-Old-No-7-Black-Label-86-1-Liter
Shutup you methhead faggot. Happy Birthday Tiki.
Sure is junior high peer pressure in here!
Feliz cumpleaños, comrade.
Happy Birthday Tiki Mon!!!! I may go buy Halo Reach right now or do homework.
Hoppy Bird-day T1K1
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIKI!!! I hope you kick ass in Halo: Reach!!! =D
Parabéns senhor tiki!
Tiki, don`t be sad.
Call up that girl who blew you last week.
Tell her you have unlimited alcohol and want her to stop by on your bday.
After reading Tikis Amazon Wishlist it is now confirmed. He is really 10 years old and now we all know why he kisses an kings ass.. he looks up to him.
Happy Birf Day
3 giant Easter island heads at a grand a pop?
uhh wow and weird…
Right…’cause everything tiki types is totally true and for realz.
those things would be great to have on a lawn. but the shipping costs must be huge. HUUUUUUUGE.
I would never tell a lie!
Isn’t that what I said? *re-reads comment* Yep, that’s what I said.
Happy birthday! I am 30 since the 4th september… we are all decaying matter!
I’m stealing half of the ideas you have for a wish list, but not Daredevil.
Happy bday!
Happy birthday dude!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday tiki! now fix submissions!!!
Happy Birthday dude
MERRY CHRISTMAS TIKI!!
oh, wait…
Happy Birthday, Tiki!
Man, you’re 30… don’t you think you’re too old for this internet lulz crap?
J/K *trollface*
happy birthday tiki. 39 is the hardest. or it will be next Saturday when it hits me.
thanks again for this site, it’s been such an amazingly fun time-sink for a very long time.
Happy birthday Tiki. 30…. wow… I can’t remember 30 anymore. Hope you have a great one.
How old are M[c]S members?