I said “Hey baby, check out my junk”. FAIL.
Sorry Princess,
your dildo is in another castle.
I said make it fit right so the drawer closes.
at least she is in the kitchen
gawd I would love to be behind her
I said “Hey baby, check out my junk”. FAIL.
Sorry Princess,
your dildo is in another castle.
I said make it fit right so the drawer closes.
at least she is in the kitchen
gawd I would love to be behind her