seriously some type of tarantula with a hieroglyph for an ass? that thing is ugly, freaky, possibly satanic, capital WTF. I can just see it, so dude thinking “Oh look! An old coin! *reaches for it* HUZZAH!!! I’M AN EFFIN SPIDER BIOTCH!!! Instant cardiac arrest. I wouldn’t get near that thing with anything less than a 12-gauge.
I think someone cut the spider’s ass off, attached the coin and then buried it. OR, they attached the coin, used it as a fancy spider stamp to leave their personal seal on documents, scare unsuspecting redhead secretaries and scratch their backs with it, then buried it because it went bad.
I thought you found that in the ground by cutting it in half with a back hoe or something. That’s what it’s backside looks like? That thing is a fucking nightmare.
I was all like, “Oh someone found an Aztec coin or something” then I was all like, “What is it an acorn?” Then I was all like, “OMFG THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT IF I HAD SEEN THAT SHIT I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PICKED IT UP BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE SOME LEGEND OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE COIN WHY THE FUCK?”
Jesus Fucking Christ! I’am biologist and a former archaeologist. If I had found that I would have thought I had found an old Spanish coin not a giant fucking spider. Where the fuck is that thing’s range?
What kind of f’d up environment would evolve something like that?
is it alive? is it real? what the fuck is going on here?
if you didnt impale it with that bowie knife, i hope you are the first to die
seriously some type of tarantula with a hieroglyph for an ass? that thing is ugly, freaky, possibly satanic, capital WTF. I can just see it, so dude thinking “Oh look! An old coin! *reaches for it* HUZZAH!!! I’M AN EFFIN SPIDER BIOTCH!!! Instant cardiac arrest. I wouldn’t get near that thing with anything less than a 12-gauge.
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“I wouldn’t get near that thing with anything less than a 12-gauge.”
Real front line material!
MalcoveMagnesia you go to hell.
You go to hell and you die.
agreed.
*hisses and fritzes at the spider killing a*hole*
Dude! You’re wussing out. We fear nothing and are impossible to be disgusted by ANYTHING!
I think someone cut the spider’s ass off, attached the coin and then buried it. OR, they attached the coin, used it as a fancy spider stamp to leave their personal seal on documents, scare unsuspecting redhead secretaries and scratch their backs with it, then buried it because it went bad.
That’s just great! It’s going to be nightmares for sure tonight.
its a type of trap door spider.
From what I’ve found, the spider is a Cyclocosmia, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclocosmia
the mayans were right
I wasn’t sure if it was real. But WOW!
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THAT! my friends, is what’s known as nightmare fuel
motherfucker. at first i thought someone had cut that spiders ass and that hardcore bitch didn’t die. its a trapdoor spider. FUCK
wacky shit, christ… I thought someone had seen it and etched it in
Oh fuck that!
I thought you found that in the ground by cutting it in half with a back hoe or something. That’s what it’s backside looks like? That thing is a fucking nightmare.
I was all like, “Oh someone found an Aztec coin or something” then I was all like, “What is it an acorn?” Then I was all like, “OMFG THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT IF I HAD SEEN THAT SHIT I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PICKED IT UP BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE SOME LEGEND OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE COIN WHY THE FUCK?”
Goddamn human curiosity will fucking kill us all. This is why we should carry flamethrowers.
Kill it with fire!!!!!!
“It is endemic to the United States …. along the Apalachicola River in Florida.”
“This is why we should carry flamethrowers.”
And use them before we try touching anything or picking it up (after its cooled down of course).
Jesus Fucking Christ! I’am biologist and a former archaeologist. If I had found that I would have thought I had found an old Spanish coin not a giant fucking spider. Where the fuck is that thing’s range?
This is just too damn cool. Its gorgeous. Wow.
Thank you! That is an incredibly beautiful specimen. Evolution is so fucking cool. I wonder why it looks like that. Mating somehow?
I almost fucking vomited.
Gross.