What’s up bro? While you were out I smoked some of your dank out of a coke can I found in the trash then jerked it to that picture of your girlfriend in a bikini on spring break. Want a Heineken?
Yesterday I went home for lunch to get a break from work. I was opening the door to my house with the thoughts of some leftover spaghetti and what do I see? My wifes dog walking around with some gotdamn doggy shoes on! WTF! Where did she even get those? This ish has to stop. Well, I get pissed off and just leave. No Lunch that day and since it’s summer, my hungry ass kids aren’t in school and finished up the leftovers. Man, there is nothing like next day spaghetti (maybe next day lasagna)and i missed it because people think it’s cute to put clothes and booties on dogs.
What’s up bro? While you were out I smoked some of your dank out of a coke can I found in the trash then jerked it to that picture of your girlfriend in a bikini on spring break. Want a Heineken?
LOL…oh, you must be smoten with an asteroid strike 😀
In the meantime, DOUCHECAT IS WATCHING YOU COGITATE
Needs moar collars
You’ve still got three more popped collars to go, but your stupid ass douche-face is right on. Keep it up, popped collar cat.
cool
awesome, he’s even doing the “facebook head tilt” shame cats can’t pout
Is it possible to make a cat even more of a douche?
Kappa Alpha Tau in the house
Yesterday I went home for lunch to get a break from work. I was opening the door to my house with the thoughts of some leftover spaghetti and what do I see? My wifes dog walking around with some gotdamn doggy shoes on! WTF! Where did she even get those? This ish has to stop. Well, I get pissed off and just leave. No Lunch that day and since it’s summer, my hungry ass kids aren’t in school and finished up the leftovers. Man, there is nothing like next day spaghetti (maybe next day lasagna)and i missed it because people think it’s cute to put clothes and booties on dogs.
Please excuse me for my outburst.
Dude, I just read this in Lewis Black’s voice and it made it 100x funnier.
This.
frat cat
Which paw does he fist bump with?
cat brah