Years ago, I saw a Discovery Channel show that claimed that women make up their minds about whether a guy is attractive within the first 8-20 seconds of initial meeting. After that your odds generally only decline. Your best odds are to ask a girl out within the first hour of meeting her.
i’m coming up on my 14th wedding anniversary with a woman i met on internet… and i still maintain that getting married to her was the smartest decision i have ever made in my life.
Oh the friend zone… how I hate you. I stopped making stable buddy-like relationships with women because of it.
You could always stalk them.
it’s impossible to FriendZone RAPE
But it is possible to rape your way out of the friendzone.
How `bout play-rape with a friend?
Demon, you crazy tart
How bout it? Both ways.
Both ways?
Too shy to just come out and ask me to bring my strap-on?
^This.
Been there… a few dozen times.
there are sooo many women around, hardly worth all the grief and wrist cutting. no, really guys
Years ago, I saw a Discovery Channel show that claimed that women make up their minds about whether a guy is attractive within the first 8-20 seconds of initial meeting. After that your odds generally only decline. Your best odds are to ask a girl out within the first hour of meeting her.
Sounds more like your best odds are to ask her out within the first 7 seconds.
Good luck with that. I expect to see pictures on McS of your adventures.
That made me laugh. I would like to see that in action. How many seconds do guys need to make up their mind?
those second necessary to have an erection
^lol @... “second”, singular (intentional or not)
You got it man. Make it clear from the beginning that you want to eventually fuck. Anything else in common is strictly a benefit.
i’m coming up on my 14th wedding anniversary with a woman i met on internet… and i still maintain that getting married to her was the smartest decision i have ever made in my life.
“maintain”? Are you weathering a storm of criticism?
The French kissing is teh lulz.
Brb, going to kill myself.
Guess I won`t brb.
This really is confusing me.
It was all a dream. Or wish.
He is alone.
*chokes up*
Oh man, that sux. I read it and had no clue what that end meant.
It’s a nightmare, he is terrified of the commitments
All was laughs and sunshine, until she crushed his soul and he was left to sleep on the floor in the basement
How I feel everyday.
“I’ma tell you, what you told me, cash rules everything around me..dolla dolla bill-ia”
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Sauce
Don’t be fooled, everyone –he hits that pillow like it owes him money.
The sun rays seem to make out words, but I can’t tell what they are, exactly. Anyone else see that?