I live in a redneck area of ohio. 2 people in my high school had this sticker, I see this sticker or a variant at least once a month. the fact that everyone finds this entertaining makes me feel out of place. I hate the fact that I grew up around rednecks…
Left on the window by a “fat chick” a few days later in a grocery store parking lot:
Dear sir, while trying to get a closer look, my keys accidentally scratched up the paint on the side of your truck. Sorry about that.
PS: I had to put a hole in your tire to let the air out so I could reach your windshield and leave this note. Because, you know, I can’t jump. I did the same to the other tires so you wouldn’t be lopsided. You’re welcome!
I have a tool that lets you take the valve out of a tire stem. It makes flattening a tire much more humorous and less actually destructive. Of course, it also means fucking with people is premeditated.
I don’t think fat chicks would want to be with a small cocked hillbilly anyways.
but he has a CB antenna? I thought women loved those.
Yeah, but I have my own, so don’t need no stinking man.
douchebags, on the other hand…
The middle of that tire looks awfully smooth.
But on meth they can.
lol
At both the window sticker and the fatty tears in here.
Ice cream will make it better. lol
Ice cream makes everything better, including hot sexy time.
10 to 1 he’s a fat-ass himself.
As evidenced by the Steps that can be seen in the shadow of the truck. Dude can’t get in there on his own either.
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Above that line are broke losers who can only hate on lifted trucks because they can’t afford them.
Yeah, right – and all the Ferrari and Corvette owners who are just kicking themselves because they couldn’t afford a cowboy Cadillac.
Guess I’ll just have to put a gun rack in my Mercedes SL600 and hope nobody thinks I’m poor!
What year cause that might actually work if its too old. Didn’t they stop making those like 5 years ago now?
you found a way to make people upvote your comment
You do realize that your face is the first one above that line, right?
if we pay close enough attention, casemeth is above the line himself.
YOUR AVATAR AND NAME ARE ABOVE THAT LINE YOU FUCKING RETARD!
I lol’ed
I live in a redneck area of ohio. 2 people in my high school had this sticker, I see this sticker or a variant at least once a month. the fact that everyone finds this entertaining makes me feel out of place. I hate the fact that I grew up around rednecks…
Rednecks have one thing I love and don’t usually find; they have a great sense of humor, irony and sarcasm. They make wonderful pets too.
is it just me or is the truck leaning to the right? proof that a lot of fat chicks have been sitting in the passenger seat?
finally. that’s the first thing I noticed.
typical florida trash.
Left on the window by a “fat chick” a few days later in a grocery store parking lot:
Dear sir, while trying to get a closer look, my keys accidentally scratched up the paint on the side of your truck. Sorry about that.
PS: I had to put a hole in your tire to let the air out so I could reach your windshield and leave this note. Because, you know, I can’t jump. I did the same to the other tires so you wouldn’t be lopsided. You’re welcome!
I have a tool that lets you take the valve out of a tire stem. It makes flattening a tire much more humorous and less actually destructive. Of course, it also means fucking with people is premeditated.
I’d hang out with a fat chick that humorous and intelligent.
Left on the fat chick afterwards…tire tracks.
Fat cunts are useless. Literally they are not good for anything and should learn to be happy parked at the bottom of the food chain.
Bottom of the food chain is oddly several steps above the evolutionary ladder from people who think forum names like “I fuck retards” are kewl…
What would Skink do?
Anyone else notice the truck is leaning on the passenger side? Methinks someone isn’t practicing what he preaches…